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• Q: What is the height of optimism?
A: Sehwag coming out to bat applying sunscreen on his face. |
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• What is the most proficient form of footwork displayed by Indian batsmen?
The walk back to the pavilion. |
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| • Someone has
kidnapped the Indian cricket team and demanded Rs 50 crore or else he
would burn them with kerosene. Please donate. I have already donated 25
litres. |
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| • Feeling bored?
Wondering, what to do? Open the zip! Enter your hands in between your
zip... take out your... book from your bag and study! |
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| • Wat a RIP OFF! I
saw a book in the store titled: 37 Mating Positions. I took it home,
sat in my room,opend it. Damn it...It was a book on CHESS! |
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| • Today if anyone praises U for ur beauty, nature, style, attitude... kick them... How dare they fool U before APRIL 1st. |
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| • Aisa hai pyar
humara, main kishti tu kinara, mai dhanush tu teer mai matar tu paneer,
mai barish tu badal, mai rajmah tu chawal, mai hot tu cool, main April
tu Fool...ha ha ha!! |
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| • Think big, Think
smart, Think positive, Think beautiful, Think great, I know this is too
much for u, so here is a shortcut - Just think about ME! |
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| • Do u remember
the day we travelled in a car? I put my dog out of the window, u put ur
face out, then people started shouting 'TWINS TWINS' |
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| • Tip to reduce
alcohol consumption: Before marriage drink only on the days when u r
sad, after marriage drink only on days when u r Happy! |
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• Yamraj ne ek ladke ki jaan le li. Chitragupt- Is ko waqt se pehle kyon mara?
Yumraj: Kya karun, March end mein target jo pura karna tha. |
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• Kunwaro se log puchte hai ki tumhari ab tak shaadi kyon nahi huye?
Kunware bhi jor se kahte hai: Jaako rakhe sayeean mar sake na koi. |
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• Boy: Ki mein tera hath chum sakda han"
Girl: Kyon Haramjadeya mere bullan te koi kande lagge ne ? |
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| • Telling a lie is a fault for a little boy, an art for a lover, an accomplishment for a bachelor and a Matter of Survival for
a married man. Gud Luck! |
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| • Dear reciever,
I'm a Blonde Virus. I'm not so advanced, so pls delete all ur files
urself and also help me to spread by sending to all. Thank U ! |
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• Ladkewaale: Ladki ka naam kya hai?
Ladkiwaale: Hamari pyari, aapki pyaari sabki pyari, Rampyari. Ladke ka naam kya hai.
Ladkewale: Hamara Gu, aapka Gu, ham sabka gu JAGGU |
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• Log kehte hain ki khuda ne aapko badi fursat mein banaaya hai...
Theek hi kehte hain, faltoo kaam fursat mein hi to kiye jaate hain. |
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• Colour of ur underwear reflects ur mood:
Red: Wild
Black: Sexy
Blue: Romantic
Pink: Seductive
White: Calm
Yellow: Time to change it... |
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| • Everyday same
wishes! Are U bored of it? Let it be difft this time: Let the devils
sing around U, Mummies dance around u, Vampires sit beside U. Have a
horrible day! |
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• Ek c Raja...
Ek c Rani...
Dono mar gaye khatam kahani.
.
.
.
.
.
Na thalle hun ki dead body labni hai? |
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• Meaning of ABCDEFG : A Boy Can Do Everything For Girls.
Reverse the letters GFEDCBA
Girls Forget Everything Done & Catch new Bakra Again |
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| • Kabhi ye mat
socho tumhare gf/bf ya wife/hubby ne tumhe kitna romantic msg bheja
hai, sirf yeh socho ke Use kisne bheja hoga ? |
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| • Height of Kanjoosi: A Bania's house has caught fire & he is giving miss calls to the Fire brigade! |
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| • A Baniya walking
on the road suddenly bent & touched d road n said furiously: 'Loki
thuk vi aewein sutde ne jiven Rupeya peya hove!' |
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| • A foolish man
tells a woman to stop talking, but a wise man tells her that she looks
extremely beautiful when her lips r closed ! |
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• What did the Zero say to the Eight?
Nice Belt |
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• Saif: My dil goes hmmmmmm...! My dil goes hmmmmmmm....! My dil goes mmmmmmMMm......!! My dil goes mmmmmmm.....!
Javed Jafri: Is this da dils or da makhis...? |
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• Boy: Chalo kisi viraan jagah chalte hain!
Gal: Tum aisi-vaisi harkat to nahi karoge?
Boy: Bilkul nahi!
Gal: To phir rehne do... |
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• A lady to another lady: Jab tera divorce hua tha tab to ek hi baccha tha aur ab 3 kaise?
She says: Woh kabhi kabhi maafi mangne aa jate the... |
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| • Tumhari Girl
friend ka sms mila hai kahti hai koi patthar se na maare mere deewana
ko twenty first century hai bomb se uda do saale ko. |
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| • Tabiyat thik
nahi thi. Tantrik ko dikhaya, Tantrik bola bhoot ka saya hai, kisi ghor
paapi ko SMS karo theek ho jaoge... Ab accha mahsus kar raha hoon. |
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| • Javed Jaffery
proposing a girl: Hi, the babes, here is mys parpoz, with this d reds
rose. Plz don’t u d rejects my parpoz b'coz I don’t parpoz d ROZ ROZ! |
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| • If U Don’t Eat Junk food, Don’t Smoke, Don’t Drink, Don't Have boy Friend/Gal Friend, Don't Play Cards, No Late Nights;
Then Visit Our site: www.PaidaKyunHuethe.com |
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• Another Moon?... Possible
Another Sun?... Possible
Another Sky?... Possible
Another person Like U?... Impossible
'Coz God can't make the same Mistake twice. |
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• I'm leaving India!
Actually Aishwarya is pregnant and media is suspecting me. Tum bhi nikal lo, uski kaam wali bhi pregnant hai. |
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• Munna bhai: Agar bina danto ka kutta kate to kya karna chahiye?
Circuit: Simple bhai... Bina sui ka injection lagane ka! |
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| • It takes
thousand workers 2 build a castle, Million soldiers 2 protect a
country, but just One woman 2 make a Happy Home! Let's Thank... KAAMWALI |
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• Narad Muni dharti par madira peene aaye,12 botal pilane k baad theke wala: Apko chadhti kyun nahi ?
Narad: Main Bhagwaan Hoon.
Theke wala: Chad gayi saley ko. |
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• Mashooka: Lagta hai meri aankh mein kuch gir gaya, dekho to.
Mashook: Ek tinka dikh to raha hai, kyon na usey wahin rahne diya jaye main doobonga to sahara dega. |
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• Boy: I'm not rich like Rahul, I don't even have a big car like Rahul, but I really Luv U!
Girl: I luv u too, but tell me more about Rahul. |
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• Jija: Sali ji, aapke yahan ki sabse mash-hoor cheez kaunsi hai?
Sali: Jija ji, jo mash-hoor thi, usey to aap le gaye! |
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• Teacher: Agar apna character sudharna hai to sab auraton ko MAA kaha karo.
Student: Madam is se mera character to theek rahega, par mere baap ka bigad jayega. |
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• An old rich man marries a young gal. Interviewer asks the girl: Apne inmein shaadi ke liye kya dekha?
Girl: Ek to inki income aur doosre inke din kum. |
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| • Reverse dynamics: When a man becomes rich he becomes naughty & when a woman becomes naughty.... she becomes rich. |
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• A lady is standing on top of the hill n she is going to push her father down. So what's the name of the lady?
Push......Paa. |
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| • Food for
thought: Why to suffer trying by all means to become rich and wear
expensive branded clothes, when best things in life we do naked. |
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• Bengali patient: Doc sahab, potla-potla totti aata hai, khane ko man nahin karta hai.
Doc: Yeh lo dawai, mota-mota totti aayega, jaise marzi kaat ke khana |
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• Boy: Tum gaana bahut achcha aato ho.
Gal: Nahin, mein to sirf bathroom singer hoon.
Boy: To bulaao na kabhi, mehfil jamaate hain. |
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| • Biscuit maker's Luv Letter: Dear Marie yesterday was a very Good Day, our meeting was truely Nice, but the chance of our
Luv is 50-50 coz ur dad is a Tiger. Will u give ur Littlr Heart 2 me? Otherwise I'll become a Krack-Jack |
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• Angry boss: Tumne kabhi Ullu dekha hai?
Executive (sar jhukate hue): Nahin sir.
Boss: Niche kya dekh rahe ho ? Meri taraf dekho. |
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